Ima ih i ja chek chek..
1.On the return journey will my cabin change to the starboard side?
2.Why don’t you have a newspaper shop onboard?
3.You have five all day tours available in the next port, can I book more than one?
4.Is your ice cream fresh or frozen?
5.What country are we in when we are sailing in international waters?
6.I left my computer unplugged at home; will I still be able to check my email?
7.why does the bridge have more windows looking back than forward?
8.Do I have to turn off my cell phone when we are sailing?
9.Check in staff in Istanbul; can I have your passport sir?
Passenger: yes, but it’s an American passport, is it good here to?
10.If you’re using the ships tenders to take people ashore, will you still have enough life boats to hold everyone if there is an emergency?
11.Passenger; there is something wrong with my cabin phone; it beeps about every 30 seconds.
Reception; that’s your message waiting sir.
Passenger; but I didn’t leave any messages
12.My tender ticket is blue 1, but all I see is orange tenders.
13.Passenger; you sent me luggage tags for Amarillo, but I don’t live in Texas.
Reception; yes sir we gave you yellow luggage tags, Amarillo is Spanish for yellow.
A ima ih josh imaj jedan koji mi je ostao u secanju jer sam zbog odgovora morala kod hotel direktora. Na NCL Majsety imali smo iscrtan smiley face ispred bridga bio je velik shto je sluzilo samo u sluchaju hitne medilacal kao heliopad. Jedna Gospodja me je pitala zashto ne moze da izadje ispred. A ja pametnica
odgovorim joj da je to samo zbog helikoptera koji uveche dolazi i odlazi sa posadom dovozi fresh crew i vraca umornu posadu. Nije proshlo ni 5 min otishlaje na Recepcion desk i zalila se kako vec 3 dana ne moze da spava zbog buke koju helikopter pravi kad dovozi i odvozi posadu. 2 dana su je ubedjivali da posad spava na brodu. Ja kod HD u office Mr. Frank me samo pogledao u odvalio od smeha zamolo me da vishe nikad ne pravim tolike shale sa gostima. Svi officiri i managment kad me vide vrishte od smeha bilo vishe sramota zbog njihovog smeha nego zbog proziva da idem kod HD. Ameri znaju da budu samo tako ogranicheni.